NOW ARE THE MARCH HOLIDAYS=)

doesn't feel like it though,i'm supposed to be mugging for upcoming exams,should start soon lol.

anyway sat we went to eat at this chinese restaurant somewhere in town to celebrate my mum's birthday=D
then we gave her the present we bought for her,
she was like tearing when my dad read to her the poem that sam came up with lol.
so yea quite a nice day=)

sunday was the 2hour church class,
after the first hour i already had a headache but then the last half an hour was the FUNNIEST i swear=)
so like the teachers were
talking to us bout some stuff then i asked something bout premarital
sex,then dunno what the teacher started saying that using a condom was
against our religion cause it's not NATURAL lol.so like the convo was
between teacher and my fren marcus...

M: " eh teacher,i dun use condom leh,then how?i use plastic bag"
***everyone starts laughing***
T: "how small is ur plastic bag u tell me?"
M: "i dunno lah,not very small,then use rubber band and tie"
***everyone laughs again***

ok so u know premarital sex is against our religion,unless u were like
forced or it wasn't consented,like u are drugged and raped lah.
then SOMEHOW,marcus asked

"eh teacher,what happened if it wasn't me who wanted it?"
T: "yea like what?u guys get raped by ur gal is it?!"
M: "yea eh how u know sia?!...i was drunk lah u see"
T: "then how'd u know if u were raped if u were DRUNK?!"
M: "cause she like...cut off the thing for souvenir ah..."
***everyone breaks out laughing,seriously cannot da han!
T: "so u mean to tell me,u got so drunk,didn't even realise that ur
gal raped u,then after she was done she castrated u?u will be bleeding
to death by then!"
M: "got put bandage ah"
T: "after she castrated u,she bandaged it up?!"
M: "no ah...passer by help bandage"
T: haah so u mean to say u were drunk and got raped by ur gal in a
PUBLIC park,got castrated then some lucky passer by sees u bleeding on
the floor and decides 'oh come let me help bandage this poor fella'."
M: "actually no ah,i was actually drunk in the park,then a gal jogged
by then it started to rain,thenshe raped me then cut off my hing then
some passer by help bandage it"
T: "marcus please lah,unless there's a gal that is THAT HORNY and will
get SO TURNED ON by a drunk u and say 'oh i'm gonna rape this guy'.i
doubt it'll EVER happen"

ok so that was sunday...
monday was nothing.

today we had extra geog class in the morning,
we met brenda in the morning and had breakfast at macs,
AND then we were late for class=)
then after that i met up with my cousin at tampines along with sam,
just walked around and ate before heading back=)
Vanished in the air @ 8:01 PM